Monday, August 16, 2010

You Can't Keep a Good Dead Avenger Down...

This blog is very much like Marvel these days, we can't have too many Avengers.

The above cover (nicely rendered by Tom Grummett) is for something called Chaos War: Dead Avengers.

Genius.

You have your Avengers, your New Avengers, your Secret Avengers, your Young Avengers, your Pet Avengers, your Ultimate Avengers (not to mention Avengers Next running around, cartoon Avengers in the offing, and rumors of Cosmic Avengers)...how silly of me not to have considered the possibility of having your Dead Avengers shaking the old dust off to do some more Assemblin' for old times' sake...like I said, genius.

Both Marvel and DC have hit upon a formula that suits them well...why bother trying to come up with a bunch of new ideas that people won't care about or buy when you can just milk your existing franchises until you've sucked all of the life out of them? And, much more importantly, you can suck as much money out of the pockets of the fans of the franchises as you can (before those fans get fed up and starting spending that disposable income on hookers, blow, and iPhone apps instead of comic books.)

(Is it too early to put in a request for Black'n'Blue Avengers? Black Panther, Black Widow, Black Knight, Blue Marvel, and, if they could get the rights, Blue Man Group would make a kick-ass Avengers team...)


Tuesday, August 10, 2010

The Dark Knight Returns

That Bruce Wayne was going to come back was absolutely assured even at the very moment he "died". It's all good. Grant Morrison has him coming back to franchise the Batman "brand" by training Caped Crusaders around the world in the aptly-titled Batman, Inc. book. I'm intrigued by that...we'll see how it turns out.

Hopefully Bruce will be returning with that stick up his butt finally removed...the post-Dark Knight Returns pompous, arrogant, condescending, inflexible, always "too cool for...and the smartest guy in... the room" Batman had gotten extremely tedious. (I don't mind the guy being driven and intense but dude get over yourself every once in a while.)

Dick Grayson is apparently going to continue as one of the Batmen...and that's cool too. I really like Dick as Batman...more than I expected to. I've even grown to like Damian Wayne, snot-nosed punk that he can be, as Robin (he is, despite all of his bitching and moaning, working hard to be a good soldier and partner...he may complain but more often than not he does what Batman tells him and he comes through when the chips are down.)

Dick shows that Batman can be good at his job and still be a person at the same time. Bruce Wayne will probably never be that kind of Batman again (he used to be before writers took Frank Miller's angry old Batman from the future and superimposed his worst traits onto his younger self)...but hopefully at least a little of it will creep back into him...hey, couldn't hurt :-)

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Avengers Assemble...um...again...

And the buildup to 2012's Avengers movie continues with this fall's animated series from Disney, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes. It's got the original Avengers along with teases of Captain America, Hawkeye, and the Black Panther plus tons of villains, Nick Fury and SHIELD, and all that jazz.

Could be cool.


Saturday, July 24, 2010

Avengers Assemble! (Yeah, we'll wait...)

14. For the first 110 issues of the series (roughly 1963-1973) Marvel’s premier super-hero team, the Avengers, managed to get by with just 14 official members (and that number includes 3 “blink and you’ll miss ‘em” members: The Hulk, the Swordsman, and the Black Knight.)

14 Avengers (the others were, of course: Thor, Iron Man, the many faces of Hank Pym, the Wasp, Captain America, the Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Hawkeye, Hercules, the Black Panther, and the Vision) during the course of a decade’s worth of issues (mostly written by two guys: Roy Thomas and Stan Lee)…kind of an exclusive club and that was pretty cool.

Since that time though just about every writer who has come on the book has felt the need to put a personal stamp on the series by adding new faces to the team; a fact which has caused the membership to be something less than exclusive with seemingly dozens of heroes (including a couple of X-Men and three-fourths of the Fantastic Four) carrying Avengers ID cards over the years. There are enough Avengers to fill an auditorium and yet all these writers feel they need to add their pet characters to the mix (as opposed to just drawing from the already incredibly deep bench of formerly active Avengers.)

With the recent announcement that the beloved character Red Hulk would be joining up, the beat goes on.

Hell at this point they might as well just issue every costumed hero in the Marvel Universe an Avengers ID card and tell them “we’ll call you when we need you.”

Don’t get me wrong, I know that some of the later characters have gone on to have distinguished Avenger careers (Beast, Ms. Marvel, She-Hulk, Captain Marvel, and Luke Cage come to mind offhand) but just once I’d like to see somebody take over an Avengers title and not feel the need to add somebody new to the already lengthy roster of Avengers.

That’s probably not gonna happen but I, as long time Avengers fan (the book was my first favorite Marvel title back when I started reading comics in the 60’s), I can dream…

14…imagine that…

Friday, July 23, 2010

Young Justice

Preview of the upcoming Young Justice cartoon series. Looks like it could be fun.






Thursday, July 15, 2010

Beware His Power...

Entertainment Weekly, showcasing the Hollywood elements of next week's San Diego Comic-Con (nope, not going...already sold out...too many people (with no parking and overpriced concessions)...too much Hollywood hype and hoopla...many less annoying things to do here in our fair city) with Ryan Reynolds all ringed up and ready to use his might as Green Lantern in the upcoming movie.

First impression is that it's okay (the mask is kinda funky but it's hard to make a mask like that work on real people however cool they might look in the comics)...I'll have to see it more fully...and in action...before I give my full fanboy pontification on it :-)

Friday, July 2, 2010

Wonder Woman


DC Comics' amazing Amazon, Wonder Woman, gets a new modern look...well, if by "modern" you mean the Eighties (tights and a jacket with rolled-up sleeves? Really?) But hey at least Diana isn't fighting monsters and criminals in a bathing suit anymore...

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Wednesday Comics

This is one huge honkin’ comic book. And it’s one really beautiful comic book too.

Wednesday Comics was an experiment by DC Comics featuring tabloid sized comic pages featuring some acclaimed writers and artists presenting stories of DC characters…iconic and not-so-iconic…one page at a time published weekly (on newsprint no less.)

It seems unlikely to be repeated…16 tabloid pages for 4 bucks is probably too high a hurdle for a lot of comic fans to get over…but it was a grand little adventure just the same.

This big (17+” x 11+”) hardcover collects all of the stories on better paper and it’s a gorgeous comic book. All of DC’s big guns…Superman (with beautiful art by Lee Bermejo), Batman (a fine noir romance that might have needed a bit more room to breathe) and , Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, The Flash…are represented alongside of lesser-known (to the general public at least) classic characters like Hawkman, Sgt. Rock, the Metal Men, Deadman, Adam Strange, Metamorpho the Element Man, and Kamandi, the Last Boy on Earth.

The art is almost all wonderful and some of the stories are better than other. I was charmed by Jimmy Palmiotti and Amanda Conner’s whimsical Supergirl story featuring Krypto the Super Dog and Streaky the Super Cat (just go with it…:-), intrigued by Paul Pope’s pulp fiction re-imagining of the sci-fi hero Adam Strange, and engaged by the gritty WW2 Sgt. Rock story written by Adam Kubert and drawn by his legendary father Joe Kubert.

The rollicking Metamorpho adventure…by Neil Gaiman and Michael Allred…is also a great deal of fun as is the unlikely team-up of Catwoman and Etrigan the Demon by Walt Simonson and Brian Stelfreeze and Kyle Baker’s action-packed Hawkman story.

This book is pricey…it lists for $49.99…but it delivers in a big way. Wednesday Comics makes me happy and what more could you ask from a comic book than that?

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Long Live the Legion?


I love the Legion of Super-Heroes. It’s a childish thing, I know…but the Legion is part of my childhood...one of my first great comic book reading loves when the 9 year old me started immersing himself in the fantastic, improbable, thrilling four-color adventures.

Loving the Legion…something that has continued from childhood into my continuing dotage…I am pleased that the ongoing cycle of their popularity has swung back to the popular side starting with Mark Waid and Barry Kitson’s reboot through the use of the team as important players in Justice League of America, Final Crisis, and the Superman books and on to the newest incarnation of their self-titled series (written by Legion legend Paul Levitz no less) along with a companion series in the pages of a revived Adventure Comics.

I’m enjoying it all. And, at the same time, feeling vaguely put off by it at the same time.

Partially it’s because the characters act and behave like adults (some of them are married and have children of their own) and yet the writers, for nostalgia’s sake I suppose, continue to have them refer to each other as though they were still children (above, for example, are Saturn “Girl”, a mother of twins, her husband Lightning “Lad”, and his twin sister Lightning “Lass”.) I have as much affection for the (sometimes silly) codenames the Legionnaires had the beginning but if you’re going to make them adults (which is fine with me, by the way) then you shouldn’t be trying to have it both ways by continuing to have them use names they had when they were teenagers.

But, much more importantly, there’s a very cynical edge to the Legion mythos that feels incongruous and self-indulgent. Waid’s reboot, for example, used a heated generation gap theme as its foundation while the later stories continue to focus on virulent xenophobia as the toxic element in the interplay between the Legion (who have always been an assemblage of beings from myriad worlds come together to protect the greater good) and the government (and apparently many people) of Earth.

The cynicism I spoke of earlier rears its head in the notion that we won’t have overcome petty prejudices like ageism and xenophobia after another 1,000 years have passed. It might make for good drama but it’s a sad (and lazy) commentary on the ability of beings to get past such 20th/21st century notions like those.

I understand that conflict is essential when telling stories but the Legion used to showcase how people from different worlds (and even different times) could come together…stand together…triumph together…over threats to the greater good. Legionnaires weren’t distrusted because they were young…or because they weren’t born on Earth…they were, instead, celebrated for what they were heroes who were will to put their lives on the line to make the universe a safer, more united place.

(Previous versions of the series had a decidedly dark edge…Keith Giffen’s "5 years later" reboot and Dan Abnett & Andy Lanning’s “Legion of the Damned/Legion Lost” run…and I quite enjoyed those but they were fighting against ominous forces coming from without and not from small-minded “Earth first” bigots who hate them no matter how many times they save the universe.)

Maybe that notion is not cool enough for modern comic book writers…if that’s the case it’s certainly a sad thing…for comics…for the Legion…for whatever young people who might find their way to comics (I doubt this overriding sense of mistrust and even outright distain for the titular heroes of the book would have engaged the younger me the way the “tales of Superboy and the Legion of Super-Heroes” used to back in the day.)

Maybe I’m just getting too old for these things.